I have watched every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer at least twice. Sometimes three times, depending on whether or not Angel wore a shirt that week, but mostly because I was leaning how to fight off legions of the undead. Apparently “the ability to defend me in the event of a vampiric apocalypse” is not a quality most guys are looking for in their ladyfriends, though, but someday the joke will be on them.